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[spiritwalks]

[A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS. A few days late, with pot shots ready for fire.]



Stayed at his place because you were ♥♥mushroom hunting♥♥ you mean....

[onekindsoul]

Is that a thing people do here?
I mean I guess it is the main food source in town.

[spiritwalks]

Sure. Get a load of these beauties

1/???

[justoscar]

[Anyone in the house would promptly hear one (1) farmlad sputtering and choking on his drink momentarily before a crash was heard coming from the kitchen.]

2/???

[justoscar]

[The farmlad, in all of his grace and eloquence, tripped over a chair and toppled both himself and the furniture over-- knocking a pitcher of apple juice over in the process.]

3/???

[justoscar]

[A brief curse could be heard-- but not before-- ]

4/5

[justoscar]

[--he looked askance at the text, then out the door-- then finally out the window before rolling his eyes.]

5/5 TEXT FINALLY

[justoscar]

Vyng. There's children in the house who haven't even gotten the Birds and the Bees talk yet.

This is a little above them. And above my PAYGRADE.

6/5 oops

[justoscar]

[He means Ruby. The fifteen year old means the person who is nineteen at the end of the month. ]

[onekindsoul]

What are you talking about Oscar, They're just mushrooms.

He even sent a picture and everything.

[bolstafir]

[screams]

i hate everything about this

[spiritwalks]

I thought you liked mushrooms



In fact, I have it on good authority that you do

[bolstafir]

i don't know i think i might be becoming violently allergic

[clearly he is losing his touch, how is he getting embarrassed by wild stories about some guy he just met a couple months ago. he HAS wild stories about one-night-stands he didn't know at all! he is growing soft in his old age surrounded by all these children.]

[spiritwalks]

Sounds like you need a doctor

You think Break knows how to play one?

[bolstafir]

[The absolute worst part of this is that Break definitely did help with bandaging his injury that night but lisTEN there was nothing sexy about it????? It was the opposite of sexy, okay, especially when they ran into awkward miscommunications about Break's blindness.]

no i think i'm just going to embrace death
return to the ocean and vibe as a squid forever

[spiritwalks]

that escalated quickly



wait, DID he play doctor?

[bolstafir]

listen
"that escalated quickly" is just the story of my whole life

[Or in other words he's a deeply dramatic edgelord at any given time.]

[bolstafir]

[..........]

please never say mushroom hunting like that ever again
or preferably just at all

[spiritwalks]

But he sounds like such a fungi.

[bolstafir]

[...he cannot believe he's been pun'd. this is so unfair.]

oh fuck you i laughed

[spiritwalks]

[All's fair in love and war, Uncle Qrow.]

uh-oh, am I in truffle?

[bolstafir]

i think we ought to put a cap on these mushroom puns

[sucked into the pun war ... f in chat. don't cry for me argentina.]

[spiritwalks]

as if
don't lord your morels over me
we both know you're a sucker for pun-ishment

[bolstafir]

only spore-adically
they've grown on me over the years but there's only so mush i can handle

[spiritwalks]

sounds like a mycological problem to me
especially since you and break are leaving way too mushroom for stinkhorn jokes