justoscar: (SUDDEN BLUSH)

1/???

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Anyone in the house would promptly hear one (1) farmlad sputtering and choking on his drink momentarily before a crash was heard coming from the kitchen.]
justoscar: (flustered)

2/???

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The farmlad, in all of his grace and eloquence, tripped over a chair and toppled both himself and the furniture over-- knocking a pitcher of apple juice over in the process.]
justoscar: (please don't)

3/???

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[A brief curse could be heard-- but not before-- ]
justoscar: (squint)

4/5

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[--he looked askance at the text, then out the door-- then finally out the window before rolling his eyes.]
justoscar: (so done)

5/5 TEXT FINALLY

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Vyng. There's children in the house who haven't even gotten the Birds and the Bees talk yet.

This is a little above them. And above my PAYGRADE.
justoscar: (worn down)

6/5 oops

[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He means Ruby. The fifteen year old means the person who is nineteen at the end of the month. ]
onekindsoul: (May find a tree to water)

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2021-10-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about Oscar, They're just mushrooms.

He even sent a picture and everything.