[Anyone in the house would promptly hear one (1) farmlad sputtering and choking on his drink momentarily before a crash was heard coming from the kitchen.]
[The farmlad, in all of his grace and eloquence, tripped over a chair and toppled both himself and the furniture over-- knocking a pitcher of apple juice over in the process.]
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This is a little above them. And above my PAYGRADE.
6/5 oops
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He even sent a picture and everything.