[ Oscar.. You truly are too nice for your own good, Ange can't help but think. ]
I'm not blaming him for being a vampire. He already apologized for the creepy staring, and I accepted that apology.
But are you saying the freaky vampire stuff he's doing with that Ford guy is entirely, 100%, involuntary? Do you believe that, Oscar? [ It's a bit of a sceptical question.
But also a curious one. She will at least put some stock in Oscar's opinion, considering the connection between him and Ozpin. ]
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Thanks, Ange. At least someone gets it.
You don't happen to have any tips for dealing with your other selves being frustrating, do you?
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[ For better or worse. Judging by what she can see from what Oscar usually has to deal with.. It's definitely for the better. ]
Not to mention that none of them are creepy old men with some sort of vampire fetish. So I'm afraid this is outside of my field of expertise.
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Trench made him a vampire!
We don't have vampires on Remnant the same way other worlds do, so it's been a learning curve for all of us.
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I'm not blaming him for being a vampire. He already apologized for the creepy staring, and I accepted that apology.
But are you saying the freaky vampire stuff he's doing with that Ford guy is entirely, 100%, involuntary? Do you believe that, Oscar? [ It's a bit of a sceptical question.
But also a curious one. She will at least put some stock in Oscar's opinion, considering the connection between him and Ozpin. ]
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It's going to look bad no matter what I do, and this is what I've got to live with.
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[ In that initial message, anyway, no matter how misfired it was. Sorry, Oscar, now everyone has seen it. ]
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Well.
I didn't plan on that being sent!
[Of course he had opinions. He was a teenager, and old men could be gross.]
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I'm hurt, Oscar. I'm truly suffering.
I thought our bond meant more than that.
[ She's being sarcastic, obviously. Even just judging by that wording. ]
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Ange. ANGE. I don't want to leave you out, but Diggs SERIOUSLY just took that out of my head or something.
Honestly. Gossiping is the only way anyone's going to have info on what Ozpin's life is like. He's not just going to TELL us.
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[ Even if it can be hard to tell with Ange - and even moreso over text like this.. ]
I feel like the less I know about that old man's love life, the more peaceful my life is.
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They're both like cats. If you push them in one direction, they'll intentionally move in the exact opposite.
They'll probably knock a cup off the counter, too. Ford might not plan to, but Oz would.
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On the other hand, he'd probably know you wouldn't really mean that.
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It was a nice idea, though?