clockhouse groupchat.

[clocktowers]

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[forwantofahorse]

I was under the impression that vampires needed blood to survive. I don't want Ozpin-san to starve, and it'd be unethical to just turn him loose on the streets!

[frogfear]

No one's going to starve. We'll just have to look into alternatives, if this ends up being something permanent.

[forwantofahorse]

Alternatives like what?

Rat blood?

[Sayo can't help some of her deadpan delivery sneaking into the text.]

[frogfear]

Pig's blood is actually pretty standard for the two vampires I know from home who don't feed on humans.

[forwantofahorse]

That sounds so unpleasant, though...

Is there a way I can flavor it?

[Sayo cackles to herself as she sends that message. Sometimes, playing the idiot was immensely entertaining.]

[frogfear]

[Why. Why this. She is not recounting complaints about vampires and blood and breakfast cereal. Are there not more serious problems at hand?]

I guess?

[forwantofahorse]

Excellent! I'll see what I can do.

...wait. Are there even normal pigs in Trench?

[frogfear]

I'm not sure. Look, we don't even know if any of this is necessary at this point. Let's do the research first before we start looking for butcher shops that hang onto animal blood, okay?