[Luckily the "You're an idiot" tone does fly right over her head. But it doesn't stop her from being offended by the rest of it.]

I was testing a theory! I didn't actually believe it! It just would have been a crazy coincidence if it turned out your name was just as boring as his.

I don't believe in John Jacob JULIAheimer Sodder. That would be super weird.

John Ozpin just seemed possible given the circumstances.