Miss Ruby is well-equipped in everything from monster-slaying to uncle-slaying. [Break is saying this because he knows there is no way in hell this one will not amuse Ozpin. It can be something of a peace offering.] Just last week she bullied me into letting her tag along on an errand by telling me she wished to "protect me from my loneliness". It was so revolting I nearly disintegrated on the spot.







[And now Break has turned his ass right around and is making the uncle she practiced on lunch pastries that have little birds with miniature Harbingers on them in a similar act of deliberate murder. How exactly Qrow has found himself in a Relationship™ again becomes increasingly more clear.]