clockhouse groupchat.

[clocktowers]

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[spiritwalks]

sounds like a mycological problem to me
especially since you and break are leaving way too mushroom for stinkhorn jokes

[bolstafir]

[. . .]

okay i just looked that up and that is way too horny a mushroom to be natural
this is some god's weird sense of humor, isn't it

[spiritwalks]

in my experience, nature's pretty horny in general

[bolstafir]

look animals i understand
but mushrooms have gotta settle down
they can't even have sex

[spiritwalks]

really?
where do you think baby mushrooms come from

[bolstafir]

the mushroom stork, obviously

[What's happened to this conversation...]

[spiritwalks]

[It went off the rails awhile ago, lbr.]

if a fungus fucks in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound? 🤔

[bolstafir]

is it really fucking if nobody's with you
really gives new meaning to telling someone to go fuck themselves huh

[these two need to be stopped]

[spiritwalks]

they just call it a date with rosy palms 😌

believe it or not, though, most mushrooms can actually go either way