i don't know i think i might be becoming violently allergic
[clearly he is losing his touch, how is he getting embarrassed by wild stories about some guy he just met a couple months ago. he HAS wild stories about one-night-stands he didn't know at all! he is growing soft in his old age surrounded by all these children.]
[The absolute worst part of this is that Break definitely did help with bandaging his injury that night but lisTEN there was nothing sexy about it????? It was the opposite of sexy, okay, especially when they ran into awkward miscommunications about Break's blindness.]
no i think i'm just going to embrace death return to the ocean and vibe as a squid forever
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[clearly he is losing his touch, how is he getting embarrassed by wild stories about some guy he just met a couple months ago. he HAS wild stories about one-night-stands he didn't know at all! he is growing soft in his old age surrounded by all these children.]
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You think Break knows how to play one?
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no i think i'm just going to embrace death
return to the ocean and vibe as a squid forever
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wait, DID he play doctor?
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"that escalated quickly" is just the story of my whole life
[Or in other words he's a deeply dramatic edgelord at any given time.]
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also nice job dodging the question
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you guys are all practically writing the fanfic in your head already