The following message was drafted at 06:48 AM 2/14, and queued to post at 00:00 AM 2/15.
Hello, everyone! Apologies for the nature of this message, but there is some important housekeeping to take care of.
First of all, I am dead! If I wasn't, I would've discarded this draft. Once more, I apologize for the inconvenience, but it is what it is. Please do not panic! This is not the work of Maul-san. I simply realized while I was in the middle of mincing my left leg that I had likely crossed the point of no return for Mother Mercy's curse, and should likely make preparations for my inevitable complete dismemberment and reduction to chunky red paste.
As of the time of this writing, I am hacking through my right leg with a saw, so I cannot make any of the proper preparations myself. Therefore, I would greatly appreciate it if someone could prepare an appropriate receptacle of water within my room, and someone insensitive to gore and violent death to take what there is of my remains and deposit it inside before locking the door from the outside. I have left the key a few feet away from what will soon be my dead body, so it should be outside the radius of any blood or organ splatter and easy to find.
For the third time, I apologize for asking this favor of you, but I will require some time to myself after I resurrect. A lady needs her privacy, after all! And don't worry, I believe the curse will have run its course once this is over and through with, so this isn't simply a pretext to start the work again uninterrupted once I get the chance.
Thank you for your cooperation! -Shannon
P.S. I'd appreciate it if all of you could keep mum about this to Ruby-san and Ange-san for some time so they can properly enjoy their anniversary. Congratulations to the two of them, by the way!
text, exactly midnight on 2/15, cw: suicide, self-mutilation, implied gore, locked to ruby and ange
Hello, everyone! Apologies for the nature of this message, but there is some important housekeeping to take care of.
First of all, I am dead! If I wasn't, I would've discarded this draft. Once more, I apologize for the inconvenience, but it is what it is. Please do not panic! This is not the work of Maul-san. I simply realized while I was in the middle of mincing my left leg that I had likely crossed the point of no return for Mother Mercy's curse, and should likely make preparations for my inevitable complete dismemberment and reduction to chunky red paste.
As of the time of this writing, I am hacking through my right leg with a saw, so I cannot make any of the proper preparations myself. Therefore, I would greatly appreciate it if someone could prepare an appropriate receptacle of water within my room, and someone insensitive to gore and violent death to take what there is of my remains and deposit it inside before locking the door from the outside. I have left the key a few feet away from what will soon be my dead body, so it should be outside the radius of any blood or organ splatter and easy to find.
For the third time, I apologize for asking this favor of you, but I will require some time to myself after I resurrect. A lady needs her privacy, after all! And don't worry, I believe the curse will have run its course once this is over and through with, so this isn't simply a pretext to start the work again uninterrupted once I get the chance.
Thank you for your cooperation!
-Shannon
P.S.
I'd appreciate it if all of you could keep mum about this to Ruby-san and Ange-san for some time so they can properly enjoy their anniversary. Congratulations to the two of them, by the way!