[Qrow, meanwhile, is watching this go down the way one watches a trainwreck--slowly, and with ever-expanding horror. The kids were never supposed to know about spending that night at Break's place, and he knows for all he protests he can make that there was nothing salacious that went on that evening, he is aware the children's target is officially locked. They will sparkle at them hopefully every time they so much as interact with each other. And Oscar has the capacity for his old trick of stalking as a bird, now.

His face is in his hands.]

I am not "doing taxes" with Xerxes. I told you guys, the weather was really bad that night and I stayed at his place because it was close by.

[Also, he's not sure if he should be flattered or offended that they think he wouldn't have casual sex with a stranger??? That was pretty much his entire M.O. before Clover.]